
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy crewneck captures a wink of canine chaos for anyone who shares their life with schnauzers. Lightweight but substantial, the sweatshirt carries a playful embroidered scene—three schnauzers beneath the line “I was sane (picture of three schnauzers) ago”—that feels like an inside joke between dog lovers. Slip it on for slow mornings with coffee, chaotic dog-walking runs, or evenings on the couch where fur, toys, and laughter rule. The classic fit and soft cotton-poly blend sit comfortably through busy days and quiet nights, while thoughtful details like a ribbed collar and reinforced stitching keep it looking lived-in but tidy. It’s a quiet way to wear personality: equal parts warmth, humor, and loyalty to the little troublemakers who steal your socks and your heart. Product features - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) — medium-heavy weight for warmth and durability - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear - Embroidery option for chest or wrists plus DTG/DTF printing for crisp, lasting graphics - OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance; meets safety and environmental standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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